I have done one ‘vanilla’ venue, and that was my first ever time out in Bristol.

It was also in an Indian restaurant just a short walk from Club 46, so I don’t know how vanilla it was.

My first real test of being out in the ‘real world is coming on Wednesday with a few people from these fair parts.

Looking forward to it actually and if I don’t make eye contact with any chavs, I’ll be fine.

Seriously though, if I can hold my own with the drunken, lecherous blokes in Naps at 2 am on a Sunday morning then I’ll be fine.